15 Crappy Cars You’ll Never Believe Are Chick Magnets
It’s a well-known fact that certain cars tend to be bigger chick magnets than others. Mostly it is the famous exotic brands like Lamborghini, Ferrari or Rolls Royce. This makes sense because all of these cars have something that is great about them whether it is the looks, performance or luxury.
On the other end of the spectrum, there is a whole bunch of cars that simply suck so you would come to expect that these cars would be hated on by the ladies with extreme passion. That would be true if we lived in a perfect universe, but sadly, that is not the case. Just like all the other weird probabilities in this world, it so happens that women end up loving some of these crappy cars. Why it happens is beyond us and we’re pretty sure even the most qualified physicists in the world will fail to find the reason behind these anomalies.
Regardless, whether you’re looking to buy one of these 15 crappy cars or already own one, you don’t have to feel bad because even though they carry a bad reputation, they are still definite chick magnets.
15. Toyota Prius
Yes, we have a Toyota Prius on this list and before you decide to call bullshit on this one, just hear us out. People who are even remotely interested in cars usually hate Priuses since driving one of these is about as appealing as watching Rosie O’Donnell take a dump. Sure, it doesn’t have any sleek curves or refined edges but that’s not what we’re after here.
Apparently, caring for the environment is a big deal for a lot of women and there is nothing more attractive than a man who stands up for all of that by driving a Prius. We suggest that if you do end up going down this route, it would be wise to spend some money on granola and aroma therapy candles as well since it will all come in handy once you start attracting the true “green culture” ladies.
14. Maserati Ghibli
You’re probably trying to figure out the problem with this one after looking at the image above. It doesn’t seem to have any visual deformities and looks quite normal, plus it carries the famous Maserati trident on the front grill which basically shouts exotic. The Maserati Ghibli doesn’t have any issues on the outside, it is only when you get inside the car that you start realizing everything that is wrong with it.
For starters, it costs upwards of $80,000 which is quite a lot of money for a car and then it also doesn’t include any of the safety or luxury features that some of its competitors offer. The reason behind why it is still able to attract ladies is that despite all its missing quirks, it is still a Maserati and it shows that you have money and a love for Italian exotics.
13. Subaru Impreza WRX
In the year 2008, Subaru Impreza WRX was given quite a controversial design update and since then it has been the target of critique by many automotive critics. We agree with some of the critics here that the Impreza WRX does indeed fall short in the aesthetic department but it easily makes up for it in other places.
The first and foremost is that this car is quite affordable with a price tag of only $27,500, secondly, it is no slouch with an engine producing 268 horsepower and a 0 to 60 time of 4.8 seconds. In short, the Impreza WRX will end up attracting ladies who truly believe that beauty is more than skin deep.
12. Chrysler 300
The Chrysler 300 is what most people like to refer to as a poor man’s Bentley. While it isn’t as edgy as most of the modern cars and still carries a basic shape that is more than a decade old, it is still the definition of old-school cool.
It is powered by a standard 3.6 -liter V6 engine producing 292 horsepower with an optional 5.7-liter Hemi V8 upgrade available as well. To turn this car into a true chick magnet, you need to get the optional Premium Leather interior package and the new SafetyTec Plus Group package which includes all the modern safety gizmos. While it’ll be pretty clear that you can’t afford a Bentley or a Rolls Royce, chicks will still end up loving this car since it basically shows that you are not willing to compromise on luxury, even if you’re broke.
11. Pontiac GTO
There are quite a few things that are wrong with this car and we don’t know where to start. We’re not referring to the models that came out back in the muscle car era since a lot of these are still the most sought-after American classics. The GTO’s that we’re referring to are the ones that came out after the year 2000 and while the performance was always a focus of these vehicles, they were plagued by terrible build qualities, low-quality parts and ridiculous physical appearances.
Despite all of this, women are still attracted to the Pontiac GTO. One big reason for that is how amazing the car sounds and the way it rumbles when idling, this overshadows everything else that is wrong with it including its appearance.
10. Mazda RX8
The Mazda RX8 is an amazing car and it was quite difficult for us to put it on this list. It looks nice with those sporty curves, has rear suicide doors, includes four seats and is a decent performer. All of these are qualities that instantly make it a chick magnet so why is it on this list? Well, it’s because of the rotary engine that powers this car.
Mazda put a lot of effort into making the Wankel Rotary Engine seem like the perfect alternative to a conventional piston engine but unfortunately, the idea could never catch on. These engines are thirsty, meaning they consume oil by design and lots of it. Then there is the terrible fuel economy and other issues produced by the engine. In short, even though it has a terrible engine choice, it will still end up attracting a few ladies at the end of the day.
9. Hummer H2
We’re well aware of the fact that Hummers are notorious for being giant gas guzzlers, which is probably why the H2 is on this list but let’s be honest, it wasn’t really intended to be marketed as a daily driver. The Hummer H2 is more civilian friendly than its older brother, the Hummer H1. The simple fact is that women love big and bold cars which is exactly what the H2 is despite all its shortcomings.
It can be very easy to get ridiculous looking rims or upgrades on this behemoth which means you will look like a “Pimp My Ride” episode and be laughed at but who cares? You’ll probably have a few numbers on your cell phone by the end of the day once you take the H2 out for a ride.
8. Ferrari 550 Maranello
When you hear the word Ferrari, a bright-red exotic Italian supercar comes to mind. That hasn’t always been the case though. The Ferrari 550 Maranello is an authentic Ferrari, yes, but boy is it ugly. Now if you were to drive one of these in front of a car enthusiast, they’ll probably think you’re an idiot who has a horrible taste in exotic cars.
The truth, however, is that it’s a Ferrari and if you’ve been living in the 21st Century then you know that women are attracted to Ferraris. It doesn’t matter what model your car is, you will attract attention from the opposite sex if what you’re driving has a Ferrari logo on it and it has the looks of a performance car.
7. BMW X6 M
The BMW X6 M is an example of how even some of the most reputable car manufacturers can end up producing ugly vehicles. However, the X6 M carries the same phenomenon with it that our previous entry does. That signature front BMW grille is capable of attracting women from a mile away (not really, but you get the point).
To most women, it really won’t matter what it looks like as long as it is a BMW. The fact that it completely sucks at everything it tries to do and looks like a Bavarian cockroach also does not hold any credibility in this situation.
6. Hyundai Genesis Coupe
Okay, here we have a car that has average performance but not only that, it is also affected by average looks. It’s almost as if the designers of these cars simply don’t care or are not getting paid enough to be bothered with creating something that is aesthetically pleasing.
It is powered by a 3.8-liter Lambda V6 engine that produces 348 horsepower and propels the car from 0 to 60 in a sluggish 5.2 seconds. Despite all of this, it is still able to get all sorts of attention from the ladies. Don’t believe us? Just head over to the official forum of the Genesis Coupe and you’ll read countless stories of guys who have been able to score some major points with the opposite gender. You can even add upgrades like Brembo brakes, a firmer suspension and slick 19-inch wheels to your ride to make it a bit more appealing.
5. Porsche Cayenne
A Porsche badge on a vehicle would normally have you believe that it is probably a performance powerhouse. The Porsche Cayenne, however, is a big exception here. It is an SUV and the looks aren’t that bad for a vehicle this size but the standard model does 0 to 60 in a measly 7.3 seconds. That is slow, incredibly slow by Porsche standards.
That is not to say that the Cayenne won’t garner a lot of attention since it is a Porsche and it shows that you have a taste for expensive automobiles. Chicks will absolutely love you and this car, just make sure you don’t start a drag race with anyone on a stop light because you’ll only lose and will end up embarrassing yourself.
4. Ford Mustang V6
There is a wide spread belief in the car community that the only good Mustangs are the ones that have roaring V8’s. The V6 model of this famous muscle car isn’t normally given a lot of attention, plus, the number of nicer mods on these cars doesn’t help their reputation either.
However, the women don’t need to know that you’re driving a low power version of one of the most famous muscle cars in the United States. You can drive one of these around and we guarantee that you’ll get some women interested in you as long as you don’t try to pull any performance stunts because that will blow your cover.
3. Volvo V70
It literally looks like a brick on wheels, there is nothing more to say about the aesthetics of this car. The design or even the performance is not what will get you all the ladies because quite frankly, all of that is horrible. It is your personality that this car will portray, showing it off as someone who cares about the future, as someone who imagines all the kids and groceries they can fit in this car.
The type of women you end up attracting with this won’t be the typical gold-diggers that you get with some of the more expensive and flashy cars on the list, no, instead you will have somebody who will be willing to spend the rest of their life with you. This is probably the best sort of chick magnet that you can buy.
2. VW Camper Bus
Probably one of the most hipster vehicles to ever be manufactured, the VW Camper Bus is the ultimate symbol of the hippie movement. This also explains the sort of women that you should expect to attract with a vehicle like this.
There isn’t much else to say about the VW Camper because quite honestly, it doesn’t really have anything else. It has a top speed of 55 mph and a body that is made of a thin layer of sheet metal which basically means that you will be driving around a can of death, leaving you zero chances of error.
1. Mini Coupe
A lot of you are already aware of the fact that Mini Coopers are usually associated with cars that girls like to drive. They look small, adorable and friendly, all of the attributes that women look for when choosing their favorite car. Now, everything was going great, that is until Mini showed up with the abomination that is the Coupe version of this famous car.
We don’t know who came up with the design of this vehicle but it has been regarded as one of the ugliest cars ever produced. Despite all of this, however, it is still a Mini Cooper which means that it will score major points with the ladies if you’re driving one of these around. Now, you might get a few stares by people here and there but all of that doesn’t matter in the long run because deep down you know what an absolute chick magnet your car is.
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