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15 Shocking Times Khloe Kardashian Shaded Her Family

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15 Shocking Times Khloe Kardashian Shaded Her Family

The Kardashians and the Jenners are everywhere – go to any gossip website, open any magazine and you are bound to see at least one of the family members in the press. Who can forget the latest Rob Kardashian/Blac Chyna controversy? The entertainment world was shocked when Rob recently aired his dirty laundry by sharing intimate photos of Chyna on his Twitter following cheating rumours.

With that in mind, is it any wonder that one Kardashian, Khloe, gets a little peeved at her family sometimes? Although she might be part of the hugely famous powerhouse family, that doesn’t mean that she’s always 100% there for it. Time and time again Khloe has proved herself as the most entertaining Kardashian, with a razor-sharp wit and penchant for tearing her family down. Khloe says exactly what all of us think, and she isn’t afraid to voice her opinions in a very public domain.

Khloe has thrown more shade than it’s possible to recount over the years, but I’ve had the pleasure of scouting through Keeping Up with The Kardashians footage to root out some of the cattiest remarks she’s ever made. Whether you love her or hate her, you have to admit – this kitten has claws.

15. WHEN SHE SLAMMED KIM’S VOGUE COVER

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When it was announced that Kim and her husband (rapper Kanye West) were going to be on the cover of esteemed fashion magazine Vogue, Khloe took the opportunity to put her sister in her place. After all, if you thought Kim was always super stylish then you’re dead wrong – it’s a carefully crafted image. When Kim announced Vogue to her sisters, Khloe said, ‘Remember when Kim did K9 magazine?’ She was of course talking about the dog magazine that had Kim plastered on the cover of its 24th issue. Anything for pay check, right Kim?

14. WHEN SHE SCHOOLED KRIS ABOUT THE BIRDS AND THE BEES

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When it comes to her mother, Khloe is anything but forgiving. When your mom is also your manager, it probably wears a little thin sometimes. Who really wants their mom deciding their schedule and taking a cut of their money? When Kris took it upon herself to berate Kylie for what she thought was wrong (but turned out to be correct) information, Khloe was having absolutely none of it and shut Kris down in the best way possible. Can you imagine saying that to your mother? Khloe can, because she has zero damns to give. We bet Kylie high-fived her older sister after this gem.

13. THAT TIME SHE ROASTED KRIS THE MOMAGER

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As we’ve already seen, Khlo Khlo is the first to defend her sisters, the first to poke fun at them, and the first to tear her mother down. A few years ago, before Kylie had lips and Kim had Kanye, Kim was diagnosed with the skin condition psoriasis. It’s a common condition that causes dry skin, but can be controlled with medication. When Kris began to freak out over it and kicked up a fuss, Kween Khloe had no time for it at all, and turned that dinner into a roast.

Khloe: You’re scared that Kim won’t be able to use her big fat ass to get you 10%.

Kris: F*** you Khloe.

Someone take the batteries out of the smoke alarm, because that’s a burn.

12. WHEN SHE OFFERED BREAST FEEDING ADVICE

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Breastfeeding is great – I’m putting it out there. If you’re a mother and want to feed your child in the most natural way possible, then go for it. If you want to formula feed, that’s all good too – you do you, mama. When Khloe and Kourtney were chatting one day about the ins and outs of breastfeeding and at what age you should stop breastfeeding your child (ooooh, controversial) Khloe didn’t hold back her opinions on the subject.

Khloe: If the kid can say: ‘Yo Mom, pull out your tit and let me suck on it’, that’s ridiculous.

What do you think?

11. HER VIEWS ON JONATHAN CHEBAN AND KIM’S FRIENDSHIP

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Kim’s friendship with fellow rich kid Jonathan Cheban has often been a point of hilarity on the show, so it only makes sense that Khloe would throw some shade that way too. In one of her endless moans, Kim is preaching to Kourtney and Khloe about the mess her and Jonathan had to clean up.

Kim: Poor Jonathan and I had to spend two hours cleaning up.

Khloe: What else would Jonathan be doing? F***ing your a**?

Even Kim smiles wryly at that comment. Most people think Jonathan is a clinger on, and seemingly Khloe does too.

10. WHEN SHE SHUT DOWN KRIS FOR BEING DISGUSTING

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We all know that Kris isn’t the best at demonstrating her  knowledge about the reproductive system. Considering she has five daughters, you’d think she might be a little bit more up to date. When she asked Khloe if she had ever used a condom (bearing in mind Khloe is in her thirties) Khloe immediately shut her down in a brilliant way.

Khloe: Do you think I’m the biggest whore in your family?

That told you, didn’t it Kris. Khloe Kardashian, everyone – role model for safe bedroom action and mom clap backs the world over. Can we get a round of applause for this one? It deserves it.

9. WHEN SHE CALLED KIM A HOOKER

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There are fewer things more spectacular than insulting someone in front of their face without them even realizing it, and that’s exactly what ringleader Khloe did here with the help of Kourtney. When Kim was being particularly irritating, Khloe and Kourt conspired to nickname her Nancy so she wouldn’t know who they were talking about. When she asked who Nancy was, Khloe wasted no time in responding.

Kim: Who is this Nancy person?

Khloe: Just some annoying, judgmental hooker.

That’s sisterly love at its finest, isn’t it? We can all only hope for a bond that strong (and just as much money to go with it wouldn’t be bad either).

8. THE EPIC LOOK SHE GAVE KRIS

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I’m not entirely sure on the background of this photograph, but I feel like the backstory is unimportant here. When the queen of the clapback is so practiced at her art that all she needs to do is throw this look to have the same effect, you know that you should bow. When Kris told Khloe not to eat a piece of pizza in case there was poison on it, the sassy Kardashian threw her a look equal to ‘Why TF was I born into this family of degenerates.’ It’s possibly one of the best looks every seen on a reality TV show, or on earth, ever.

7. WHEN SHE DISSED KIM’S MONEY MAKER

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Khloe has made no secret of her disdain for certain things that her siblings do to make money, so when Kim tried to persuade Khloe to do something a little out of her comfort zone, she made her thoughts on it pretty clear in the interview portion of Keeping Up with The Kardashians.

Khloe: I appreciate the effort but I am not like you, Kim. I’m not as comfortable baring my naked ass on a cover of a magazine. It’s just weird to do that.

Props to you Khloe, keeping it real (or as real as reality TV can be at least.)

6. WHEN SHE TURNED THIS INSULT INTO A COMPLIMENT

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Kim gives it a good college try every now and then, but let’s face it – out of the Kardashian trio of Kourtney, Khloe and Kim, Kim is the least entertaining and the most whiny. Every now and then she tries to get one over on them but it never really works. Case and point, this example here where she tries to berate Kendall for becoming a mini-Khloe.

Khloe: That’s not a bad thing. Probably the best thing for her, career wise.

Khloe was proved pretty right considering these days Kendall is up there with elite fashion icons like Gigi Hadid.

5. WHEN SHE FOUND ROB’S MAGNUM CONDOMS AND LAUGHED

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Of course, every sister roots around in her sibling’s bedrooms when she thinks they aren’t around. Sometimes what you’ll find is a little unsavory or in this case, just plain laughable. With the latest Black Chyna/Rob controversy we could probably ask her to find out for definite, but when Khloe found extra-large Magnum condoms in Rob’s nightstand, she couldn’t help but laugh. ‘

Khloe: Like he needs Magnums. Get over yourself.

I guess that’s for Rita Ora and Blac Chyna to know and for us mere mortals never to find out, but still, yet another piece of shade thrown directly at a member of her family. You go, Khloe.

4. WHEN SHE MADE A NASTY JOKE ABOUT KIM AND KANYE

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Given Kim’s past exploits on film, Khloe doesn’t pass up a chance of letting her sister know that nobody has forgotten. When Kim was innocently describing how she managed to squirt herself in the eye with hand sanitizer and badly hurt her eye, Khloe grabbed the opportunity with both hands (pun intended) to ask her sister if she wasn’t used to that with her husband Kanye…in their precious moments together away from the public eye (and video cameras). The look on Kim’s face was priceless, as was Khloe’s deadpan expression on delivery. Let’s see what’s up next on the shade-o-meter.

3. WHEN KRIS WAS LATE

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Kris is famous for her short black pixie cut. It’s the ultimate momager hair do – quick, no nonsense and straight down to business. So, that being said I can see Khloe’s anger here when she gets irate at the amount of time it takes for Kris to get ready and get her butt out of the door.

Khloe: Your hair is shorter than a vagina’s bush and you to take so long!

The turn of phrase here is particularly spectacular, making it a very worthy entry on this list. Ever thought of telling your mom she looks like a vagina in a backhanded sort of way? Khloe has done it so you don’t have to.

2. WHEN SHE ADDRESSED THOSE PATERNITY RUMOURS

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Over the course of the past few years, Khloe has been subjected to a lot of rumors about her paternity. A lot of people voiced their suspicion that Khloe was actually daughter of Kris and Robert Kardashian’s infamous friend, OJ Simpson. Since Khloe looks a lot different facially to her sisters, it only added fuel to the fire. While Khloe seemingly was on the fence about it herself, it didn’t stop her from using the situation to dig her mom out.

Khloe: I don’t know why I’m in this family.

Kris: Because I gave birth to you.

Khloe: That’s still to be proven.

1. WHEN SHE SHADED HERSELF

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Last but not least, let’s pay one final bit of homage to Khloe. Despite the numerous times that she has insulted, made fun of, and thrown shade at her siblings and mom, Khloe is also able to direct the joke at herself, too. It take a particular kind of person to be able to maintain a sense of humor when their life is on display for all to judge – but hasn’t she done pretty well, considering? When eating out Khloe attacked her food with zest, only for her friend to laugh at her.

Friend: You really shoved that in there.

Khloe: I’ve had a lot of practice.

All hail Kween KoKo.

Source: buzzfeed.com 

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