“Wow, why did she stop? Didn’t she like it? Isn’t she into me?”

Before anything else, you need to calm down. She may need a break, okay? After all, she’s been “doing the job” for a while, so give her a break. Besides, if she didn’t like it, she’d never invite you “over a glass of wine” anyway, right? So, don’t sweat it that much. In truth, there are many guys who have also walked this path. “Does she really enjoy it? What’s she thinking about? Does she like my ‘methods’?” 

Also, there are many things that could cross a girl’s mind during sex, especially when being on top. But sometimes, all of this has nothing to do with her guy. Indeed, a girl’s first sexual experience with her new boyfriend can often get pretty awkward. It’s not like there’s something wrong going on. It’s nothing like this. It’s just that every new beginning feels kind of weird. Therefore, guys often feel worried about whether the girl actually enjoys the”bed adventure”. Well, the answer could be bipolar, especially when she’s the “leader” in bed. With this, let’s take a look at the most common thoughts that could pop into her head when she’s on top.

15. “Ugh, he’s kind of smelly”

Well, there’s surely nothing better than a fresh shower before…you know what. So skipping it is definitely not an option! After all, how could a girl ever enjoy being with a guy who’s downright stinky? Nobody, right? So, if you want to take your girl’s breath away in every possible way, just make sure you’re as fresh as a daisy. Keep in mind that girls are really into fine fragrances, so just find your aroma and get to work! Naturally, this also applies to women before sex adventures. It’s true that the look of a sweaty body is pretty hot, but please, don’t go crazy with this… Just take a shower before you rush out the door and make her fall in love with your moves!

14. “Why is my dog so interested in this?!”

Having pets at home may sound like the best thing ever. You can play around with your dog and enjoy every goofy thing it does. All of this sounds really awesome until the moment you’ve got to invite HIM over. It’s not the end of the world, but sometimes pets seem kind of interested in what’s going on under the sheets. Besides, wouldn’t you feel a bit awkward as well? “Why is my dog here? What is it looking at? OMG, I hope it doesn’t ruin the moment”. In fact, the moment has already been ruined since both of you are no longer thinking about each other. And sadly, the sexual tension is gone with the wind too.

13. “WTF is he doing with my chest?!”

Having new ideas in bed is always a win unless such a thought slips her tongue. “So what is he really doing with my breasts?!” Girls, this is surely the worst way to say such a thing. If you don’t like his efforts, just speak your mind honestly and give him more precise “directions”, to say the least. Otherwise, you’ll hardly be able to make the most of this sexual experience. Besides, what’s the point of holding your feelings back? You can always find a way to jazz it all up without hurting his feelings. Also, just let him put his moves into action. Eventually, you may actually grow fond of his ideas.

12. “Did he just spank me!?”

Frankly, there are many girls who would be quite shocked if you just decide to put such “moves” into action. Guys, you should take this into consideration before you switch to your kinky mode. After all, she may not be that type of a girl at all. Thus, don’t get too horrified if she happens to slap you in the face. What’s more, she’s playing the “boss” now so you should be the submissive one. Besides, what happens if she turns out to be super shy? She may not even reveal such racy thoughts since she’s a bit ashamed of what has just happened. Indeed, girls are simply unpredictable. So you should step carefully into this burning hot game of love for sure!

11. “I hope I won’t hit my head against the wall”

As hilarious as this sounds, this is simply another thought that often pops into a girl’s mind when being on top. After all, she’s the one who’s doing the business down there, so this is actually kind of normal. Besides, she’d want to assure herself that she won’t hit her head against the wall. AGAIN. Therefore, you had better hold back your laughter because she may not really understand such a humoristic note. So, let her throw a glance at that wall now and then while sending you to cloud nine, okay? As for that, let’s hope that she won’t smash her head against the wall when the “moment” arrives.

10. “Wow, his face is creeping me out”

Perhaps, this is the most common thing that’s being discussed by the ladies. You may not realize it, but women often tend to talk about their bedroom adventures. And more often than not, they actually love making fun of the worst lovers they’ve ever had in their lives. According to them, it’s a just a normal conversation so they definitely don’t mean to hurt anyone’s feelings. Rather, they just enjoy saying bad things about the worst dates they’ve ever experienced. So, don’t be too shocked if you happen to be in the presence of girls who accidentally mention such a “juicy detail”. Ultimately, it’s just what 90 % of the girls out there do!

9. “NOPE, that will NEVER happen”

“Really?! What were you thinking?” Well, this is definitely one of the most trivial phrases ever uttered by a woman. “What were you thinking?!” We can’t say why but this line feels as though some dark vibes are ingrained into it. And yes, it’s exactly what you’re thinking of right now. She may not like such racy bedroom ideas, so she’ll speak her mind on this matter the moment you bring it up. And if you happen to do it right in the middle of the steamy love episode, you’re simply doomed. So, she won’t let you trick her into your “genius game”. “This will NEVER happen“, remember?

8. “How many inches did you say???”

Well, guys love going crazy when it comes to this hot question. But girls can be super pushy when searching for answers. They just want to know more about your “show program” and what to expect from it. Now you know what she’s been thinking about lately. Bear in mind that she will eventually get down to the truth of things anyway. Surely, you’ll get busted for telling lies. Why did you actually tell her such a lie when you knew she’d find out anyway? It simply doesn’t add up. Besides, there’s nothing wrong with having a “small package” especially when she clearly enjoys your company.

7. “Oh, I love his shredded abs! So nice!”

Let’s be honest. Who would not be impressed by the sight of a really well-toned body and extremely shredded abs? That’s insane! When it comes to guys, women get simply blown away every time they see an athletic man walking down the street. And just take a guess what happens if such an attractive guy walks right past her… She’ll absolutely forget about you and anyone around her. Yes, it’s just what hormones do to her when she’s not in a committed relationship. So, this will absolutely haunt her thoughts and dreams if she ever happens to be with a guy like this… It’s as simple as 123.

6. “I hope he enjoys it from this angle”

It’s said that guys fall in love through their eyes, so the view must be worth it. Surely, it kind of depends on the woman and whether she’s willing to put some more effort into the love game. For that matter, a great set of lingerie combined with her sassy attitude will certainly do the work. Perhaps, this sounds like a piece of cake, but it’s not. Girls often lose their confidence when they need it the most. Therefore, she may seem as though she isn’t really into your skills or efforts in bed while she’s actually struggling with her own insecurities. How curious! We bet you’ve never looked at this from this perspective, have you?

5. “What’s that smell?! Did he just …FART?!”

Did you really have to let it out? Is this how you usually salute her? With a …fart? Just kidding. We’re all humans, so it’s kind of normal to let the tension out now and then. Normally, it shouldn’t happen while having sex, of course. But eventually, you must relieve yourself from that stomach-turning feeling sooner or later, right? So, don’t try to cover it up since everyone is aware of how it feels, sounds or …smells. Surely, it’s not the best topic to discuss either. Therefore, don’t pretend like she was the one who “let the poison out”. Needless to say, you’ll be able to read it all in her eyes. Not impressive, okay? Not at all!

4. “I’m kind of disappointed…”

Wow. What an ugly way of saying it! But if such a thought ever crosses her mind, then bad things are about to happen. Well, guys often forget about their fake pick-up lines and absurd lies about their private parts. Thus, they just keep spreading lies about their “excellent” skills in bed and all other types of assets. This may also include a juicy detail about the actual “inches”. So here’s a small piece of advice: spare yourself the drama and don’t blow things out of proportion. Instead, you should be honest with her since she’ll see it all anyway. Thus, if you really want to impress her, forget about the inches and focus on the action behind closed doors. Indeed, this will surely shut her brain off…

3. “I really regret having that burger for dinner”

Let’s be real: we really wish that we could pig out without putting on an inch. Sadly, this is hardly possible, so we shouldn’t be that judgemental of others. Besides, it’s really cool to be able to enjoy something you love with all of your heart. And yes, we’re still talking about food. So what happens when your significant other switches to “playful mode” huh? What are you going to do about it? It’s not that you’ve got any options left anyway. Just suck in the stomach and cover it all up. Indeed, this tiny issue will totally cross her mind the moment she takes it all off. But in truth, the chance is that the guy will barely notice her bloated stomach.

2. “Please, don’t throw my new lingerie set on the floor!”

Girls will forever be girls. Thus they’ll make sure that they look smoking hot when the exclusive moment arrives. This is why when you throw her lingerie set on the floor you can’t expect a round of applause. Frankly, this would be a waste of money for sure. But all in all, there’s hardly any guy who would not like such a “romantic surprise” from his girlfriend. So, please, be kind enough and don’t be so rude with her sexy new bra! After all, she’s put it on for you, right? Therefore, it’d be cool to show some gratitude. It won’t hurt that much, will it?

1. “Stop pulling my hair SO HARD you freak!”

Does this ring a bell to you? We really hope that you’ll never hear such a crazy thing. It’s so awkward if not anything else. But, it’s kind of hilarious too. Sometimes guys just can’t realize how the smallest details can actually fuel such drama! But caressing her beautiful hair can totally grow into something more… What’s even worse is that it can absolutely happen at the peak moment. So, we truly suggest that you keep your hands to yourself unless you’d want to experience a steaming hot episode of drama and rebukes. Besides, having a fight during sex is probably the worst scenario. EVER. So just spare yourself such an awful nightmare, and simply enjoy her lovely company.

Sources: cosmopolitan.com, womenshealthmag.com