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15 Things Women Google In Secret

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15 Things Women Google In Secret

Many do not want to relive or think about a life without Google. Founded in 1998, Google became an online website full of information. There was no longer a reason to go to the library to research a topic because almost all the information you need can be found on Google. It is one of the most visited websites and is one of the most used search engines. The American company Google, is not only an online search engine, but also sells many electronics such as mobile phones.

For most people, Google is the first place they turn to when they are looking for an answer for something. If you need to know how to get somewhere, you can google it. If you need to know the weather, you can google it. Even questions that people think are so stupid that they do not want people knowing that they are looking for an answer to them. Women have a lot of questions, which means that they tend to find themselves on Google constantly. Surely Google will be able to help them find the answers they desire.

There are no dumb questions when it comes to searching Google, even though many stupid questions are searched daily. Here are the 15 stupidest things women google in secret.

15. Can You Buy Wine In Bulk?

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This is a valid question. For those weekends that you spend with the girls you know there is going to be a lot of wine drinking. Wine is always a must when you are getting together with your girlfriends. So instead of buying many bottles of wine or having to go back to the store to buy more when you run out, which there is a good chance you will, why not just buy in bulk. Buying items in bulk makes everyone’s lives a lot easier. Having things in large quantities ensures you that you will always have enough. That makes one less stop at the store to pick up some much-needed wine.

14. How Do I Cut My Own Hair?

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We all know how this ends. Most of the time, you end up with the worst haircut of your life. There is a reason why hairstylists go to school to learn how to execute the perfect haircut. If cutting hair was something everyone could do, there would be no need for hairstylists. It is understandable however that getting your hair cut can be expensive and an expense most people do not want to pay for, so they opted for googling how to do it themselves. There are many tutorials online on how to cut your own hair, but there are just as many haircut fails online as well. Cut your hair at your own risk.

13. Cute Finger Tattoos

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Finger tattoos are very popular among women. Women love to have someone’s initials or words or even small symbols tattooed on their fingers. They are nice to have, if done nicely, but they are not always the best tattoos to get. First of all, because your hands are constantly in water being washed or touching thing there is a higher chance that the ink will fade a lot faster and you will need to have it retouched often. Therefore, it is a never ending cost that you have to pay every time you want to get it retouched. They may be cute, but the upkeep is a lot of work and they also are not as original as you think they are.

12. Do Inflatable Dolls Count As Passengers in the HOV Lane?

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Stuck in traffic wishing you had another passenger so you could use the HOV lane? Lucky you have an inflatable doll in the back of your car because you turned to Google to see if an inflatable doll counts as a passenger. Hate to break it to you, but it does not count. The real question is why do you have an inflatable doll in your car in the first place? However, there are some people who try and get away with it, by making the doll look as much as a human as they possibly can. I assure you it will not go well when you get pulled over by the cops.

11. How Many Cats Are Too Many Cats?

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How many cats do you have to have in order to be considered a crazy cat lady? Women love their cats and there is no number that they believe is too many cats. However how many do you have to have in order for it to be an obsession? There is no magic number and you can never have too many cats, unless it becomes an issue and you are not able to take care of them. Surely having one or two cats is the norm, but if you are a crazy cat lady then you probably are not normal anyways. Cats make great companions so the more the better.

10. Where Can I Buy A Unicorn?

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You may think this question is crazy, but there are curious people out there who want to find out if they can purchase a unicorn. Whether you want to believe unicorns exist or not, women still want to know if you can buy one and where you can buy one. Imagine having a mystical creature as your pet – that would be pretty cool. One would imagine the cost to be pretty high, since they would be so rare that they would be something that not everyone could afford. Imagine how crazy the world would be if unicorns were pets. Some people want dogs as pets, others want a unicorn. Who are we to judge?

9. Can I Get Pregnant?

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Every day women turn to Google to ask pregnancy questions. They ask questions about certain scenarios where they wonder if they can they get pregnant by doing certain things. The majority of the time, if the situation contains a man and a women, there is a chance that you can get pregnant. We all know how babies are born and what it takes to make a baby. There should be no confusion about if you can get pregnant or not. Hate to break it to you ladies, but if you are a women and are doing nothing to prevent pregnancies than your answer is yes, yes you can get pregnant. If you have any further questions. it is best to talk to a doctor. They know more than Google.

8. One Day Late, Am I Pregnant?

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Missing your monthly visit from Aunt Flo often leads women to think that they are pregnant. Being pregnant is not the only reason why people skip a period, however it is the most common. Just because you are a day late does not automatically mean that you are pregnant. Your period can fluctuate and that is totally normal. There is no reason to freak out if you are running late and it has only been a day. A week or more, then you should be worrying. More often than not, women are quick to assume that they are pregnant. If you think your assumptions are correct, consult a doctor.

7. Is It Normal To Have Your Period Once A Month?

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This may make you want to shake your head and think how stupid could this person be, but this is a question that women do google. It may be obvious or well known to most women, but for others, it is a question that they are looking to answer. If you are familiar with how the female body works, you know that having your period once a month is normal. In fact, it is what is suppose to happen. This may seem like a stupid question, but some women do not experience normal periods so when they start to have their period once a month, they want to know if it is normal. Maybe Google is not the place to ask these types of questions though, a doctor is probably more suitable.

6. How To Lose Weight Overnight

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How to lose weight in general is something women always google – it is normal. However, trying to lose weight overnight is not that easy or probably not even possible. You may be able to lose a pound or two overnight, but to lose a significant amount it is going to take a lot longer than eight hours of sleep. There are teas and drinks that promise you will lose weight overnight, but women are often not satisfied with the results as they expect more of a weight loss. Losing weight is never easy and takes a lot of time and dedication, so if you want a nice summer body, it is best to start now. Rome was not built in a day.

5. Google Yourself

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At one point in their life, every women has googled themselves, whether you are a well known celebrity looking to see what the tabloids are saying about you or just your average girl curious about what she will find. Most people who google themselves just find their social media profiles or an embarrassing picture that was on their MySpace from over 10 years ago, but you never know what you will find. Even though it may sound stupid to google yourself, it may not be a bad idea, especially since employers these days now look on the Internet to find out more about their employees before they hire them.

4. How To Twerk

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Google is the perfect place to go to when you want to learn a new dance move. Twerking has become so popular that everyone wants to know how to do it. There are countless amounts of videos on the Internet that teach people how to twerk, so it is evident that people are searching for it. As stupid as it may sound, everyone wants to know how to twerk. However, it is safe to say that twerking is not for everyone and not everyone is able to learn how to twerk. Whether you are good at it or not, there is no harm in having fun and giving it a try. You go, girl!

3. Is My Boyfriend Cheating On Me?

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Google may know the answers to most things, unfortunately this is one question Google does not have the answer to. Women are also known for coming to the conclusion that their boyfriend is cheating on them for the smallest reasons. It may be a stupid thing to google, but a women wants to know if her man is cheating on her and maybe Google is the only thing she trusts for a truthful answer. Surely Google can offer some advice on things to look for if your boyfriend is cheating on you, but the only way to find out for sure is to ask him. Some things are not meant to be googled.

2. How To Gain Social Media Followers

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This may not be the most stupid thing to google, but there really is not much science behind gaining social media followers. With all the changes being made to social media platforms, there is no need to post things at a certain time to get more views or retweets. If you post engaging content that people enjoy and want to see more of, you are more likely to gain followers. However, there is a lot of marketing that can be done to gain attention on your profiles. It is important to always stay true to yourself and be yourself. That will shine through and that realness is what will make people follow you or return to your profile.

1. Does Passing Gas Burn Calories?

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Whether women like to admit it or not, everyone farts. So if it is something that women do on the daily, they wonder if there is some way they could lose weight from doing this. It may sound stupid to google something like this, but there have been many reports on the Internet about this matter. Despite there being many reports about farting burning calories, there has been no consensus to whether it is true or not. If you want to believe that farting burns calories, then good for you. At least you acknowledge that women do indeed fart.

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