Social media has helped find true love, or rekindle old love, a lot easier. It’s also allowed for people to connect with like-minded individuals across the globe. While there are tons of dating sites that allow you to browse what is out there for you, there is one that mimics the speed-dating forum to a T, and because it’s based on social media, it really speeds things up.

Tinder has become a dating and hook-up sensation, allowing for people to decide on Mr. or Mrs. Right with a simple swipe of the screen (left for losers and right for Mr. or Mrs. Right). It’s all about first impressions on Tinder, and the images and profiles are what people see first. They are what will decide if the swipe goes in the right direction.

Well, we have to realize that some people are on Tinder because they aren’t all that great at making first impressions. As a matter of fact, some people are pretty terrible at creating a Tinder profile that will get users to swipe right for them.

Here are 20 Tinder profiles that you should definitely swipe left on…they might actually make you want to swipe left on dating altogether.

20. This Chick Would Date Herself

Let’s take a quick look at Annabelle. It appears she may have gotten in a little bit of trouble recently. Nothing beats a Tinder profile that keeps up with current events. Annabelle isn’t ashamed of her recent misfortunes. She even went the extra mile to obtain her mugshot and use it as her Tinder profile pic. Who could blame her? Her hair has that sexy “I woke up like this” vibe. Besides, you can’t say Annabelle isn’t confident. She’d date herself, why shouldn’t you just go for it? Hey, this Midwest bad girl knows how to take a pic, and a punch from what it looks like.

19. Know Your Audience

Check out working man Brandon here. He knows how to take care of the ladies, he just doesn’t know how to talk to them very well. Now, no matter what your taste in women is, Brandon, you should probably refrain from referring to them as heifers, despite your self-proclaimed expertise on pleasing them.

But let’s take a look at what Brandon is doing right in this profile. The picture says it all. He’s showing the pool of possible suitors that he has a job, that is, if he actually works there, and he isn’t just satisfying his heifers for funsies. Also, if you notice, there is one cow in the background giving him serious evil eye. So, is he actually equipped to keep them satisfied?!

18. This Tinder User Likes Their Date To Be Unconscious

Alright, Jess here has a great start to her profile. She begins with some facts. Albeit, seemingly benign factoids that don’t really make sense, unless she has experienced that herself. Now, here is where Jess goes wrong: the profile pic. It looks like the bear is suffering, and in what appears to be the typical Cosby’s basement position. Now take a look at Jess’s last sentence. She likes her bears like she likes her prostitutes. Eh…creative, but overall, a little too creepy, unless you’re into that kind of thing. Either way, Jess truly does show us that dating may not be worth the hassle in the long run.

17. A Poetic Soul’s Take On Farting

Kaija, seen above sporting a lovely Italian sausage string scarf, is not only a fashionista in her free time, she also is filled with some wonderful knowledge that she delivers in a beautifully poetic way. Let’s give extra points to Kaija for showing us that she likes to look at the positive by describing flatulence in a manner that mirrors a daily affirmation: they are simply tickles that make your butt cheeks jiggle. With a positive attitude and intelligent descriptions like this (coupled with that glorious scarf), it’s a wonder why Kaija is even on Tinder…how is she not taken already?

16. A Serial Killer In The Making?

Courtney is serious about finding love. Let’s take a quick look at this very telling profile pic that she has added. It appears that she is keeping a woman in her trunk. Excellent way to show off your personality, Courtney! And extra points for the black and white paparazzi image. Now, let’s take a look at her profile. She is very clear, honest, and straight to the point with what she has to say. Christian Mingle kicked her to the curb. Now, Courtney is trying out Plan B: Tinder. Swipe right for Courtney to see just how she got that young woman in her trunk.

15. Bodily Functions Are Perfectly Normal

Nikiana is a fun-loving professional who is not afraid to embrace her inner she-geek. And she wants you to know a little more about her. More specifically, she wants you to know about some of her bodily functions. It appears that her love for burritos (and all food for that matter) leaves Nikiana with a nightly challenge. Now, we all know that this is a perfectly normal bodily function, given Nikiana’s diet, but maybe she should have saved that little tidbit about herself for a later date? Nah, Nikiana is honest, and she wants you to know everything there is to know about her before you swipe right.

14. A Community For Like-Minded Folks

Ginger is one hundred percent herself. No one is going to change her. In this Tinder profile pic, Ginger is seen hanging out with like-minded mask-donning folks. These are her friends. If you’re about to swipe left, wait just a second, and take a look at what Ginger is really doing with this profile pic. Not only did Ginger completely disregard the written profile, she has yet to even show her face. We don’t know which one of these body types is her, and we are completely in the dark about most things Ginger. How are you not overly intrigued by this profile? Is it the creepy masks? I’ll bet it’s the creepy masks.

13. She Wants You To Be Her Side Piece

Cash is very straight to the point. She lets you know right away that she’s only here so she can cheat on her boyfriend (as seen in the profile picture). She wants a side piece, and she knows exactly what she’s looking for. So, if you’re ready to take Cash’s bf’s sloppy seconds, you gotta be ready to meet her list of demands, and they are very particular. If you’re going to swipe right, make sure you do everything in your power not to let your eternal goddess down in the chat. Don’t forget, there’s always room for love on Tinder.

12. At Least She’s Honest

Meet Chelsea. Chelsea has done a wonderful job of making a sexy profile picture. The extreme close up shows that she doesn’t mess around with wrinkles, and the toothbrush hanging out of her mouth totally makes guys think about oral. She definitely knows how to get attention. Now, let’s take a look at Chelsea’s profile itself. She’s definitely honest. By highlighting her lack of self-esteem (and all of the reasons for it), Chelsea has set up her potential suitors, and knocks it out of the park when she tells them that she does anal. Great job, Chelsea.

11. This May Be A Little Too Dark

Sometimes, you don’t even need the person to fill out their profile. Sometimes, the picture says everything. This man, we will call him Alex, is happy to pose in a pic that describes him perfectly. Not only is this a bad idea (even as a joke on Tinder) for relationships, it could very well get you in a little bit of hot water with the authorities. I mean, sure people can take a joke, but not everyone on Tinder is joking, and most of them don’t really see this as a joking matter… so, maybe Alex here should have thought about that before sharing his cheesy smile with the world?

10. Daddy Issues, Confirmed

Lillian knows what she wants, and she knows what she’s worth. As you can see, Lillian is confident in who she is, and doesn’t mind throwing up those deuces when she isn’t into you. When you read her profile, you’ll see that she works with words (which, apparently, doesn’t necessarily mean she works with punctuation), and that could mean that she has a job. At the end of her profile, Lillian isn’t afraid to let us know her greatest strength, and where it truly came from. Hey, everyone has some kind of issue, and Lillian was nice enough to let us know hers before we chose the direction of our swipes. Thanks, Lillian.

9. Weird Avatar Guy

Michael is a playful 47-year-old male, seeking the perfect Na’vi for his collection. He speaks multiple languages, and wants everyone to know about his awesome German accent. Give him a call if you want to hear it. Or don’t. The greatest thing about Michael’s profile is that he is truly showing his love for special effects and alternate realities. He’s gone so far as to bring these two loves together to create a profile pic that tells you everything you need to know about him and his personality. So, swipe right for Michael, and live in the fantasy world he’s created.

8. Working Girl

Nothing says perfection like Samantha, an 18-year-old who isn’t afraid to get her hands dirty, and show you a picture of herself proudly holding the head of a cow that she just butchered. That can’t be real, right? Well, just to prove it to you, the carcass of said cow is hanging right behind Samantha. Alright, let’s give Samantha the benefit of the doubt. She is very serious about her Tinder ventures, and she’s truly looking for a long-term connection with someone. This is a rare find, and if nothing else, you’ll probably get the best steak you’ve ever eaten out of a date with her.

7. Baby Boomer

Thaddeus is one of my personal favourites on Tinder. He knows what he likes, and he likes diapers and pacifiers. If you’re not into what Thaddeus is into, feel free to swipe left. He’s only looking for serious takers, and potty pants changers, and binky lovers. What makes Thaddeus unique is his need to always wear socks. Even when he isn’t wearing pants, Thaddeus must be wearing socks. They keep his little piggies warm and clean. Now, if you’re ready to experience the true Thaddeus, swipe right and get to the baby talk.

6. Vampire by Day, Master Chef by Night

Leah is a one-of-a-kind woman. She isn’t afraid to shout from the rooftops that she knows her way around a George Foreman grill (which is definitely a unique quality). The self-proclaimed master chef (on a GF Grill) wants to show you her talents when you take this relationship to the next level. Oh, by the way, the next level also includes you drinking blood with her…because that’s what she does, and shared interests are important to Leah. So, if you’re ready to be with a vampire who cooks her kills on a stove top electric flipping hotplate, swipe right for Leah.

5. This one Likes It Really Rough

Samantha likes it rough. At least that’s what her Tinder profile says. Normally, someone might say that she’s probably just saying that. Sure she likes it rough, but how rough? Well, her profile pic seems to confirm that she likes it pretty rough. From what we can see here, Samantha has a nice head and neck injury. I wonder how rough a new suitor could possibly get while she recovers from what appears to be her last adventure. Samantha doesn’t mind though…she’s put a special safety word in place to avoid anything she can’t handle, which from the picture, seems like quite a bit.

4. Snakes and Holes

Sometimes on Tinder less is more in the profile. And Drew here likes to take that minimalist approach. As you can see, Drew is way into snakes, as her profile picture highlights. She likes them quite a bit, as she’s not skittish about giving them the snuggles and kisses they deserve. When we take a look at the written portion of her profile, she lets the possible suitors know her limitations in a very direct way. No kissing (except snakes), and well… you can see what she likes for yourself. If that’s what you’re in to, swipe right. Maybe she’s a great conversationalist once you get to meet her.

3. Her Priorities Include Tall Douchebags

Alexandra is against dirt bikes. There’s absolutely no way she’s gonna get on one, and if she sees you on one, you’re gonna get the left swipe. She also has some pretty reasonable size restrictions on the height of her possible suitor. Okay, makes sense. Being pithy in listing your likes and dislikes on Tinder is actually a very good way to get what you want, but as we can see here, despite her hatred for dirt bikes, Alexandra is still open to dirtbags. Sure, no dirt bikes, yes dirtbags. If you think she has her priorities straight, swipe right. She’ll be happy to hear from you. As you can tell, Alexandra is a relatively happy person in general.

2. Both A Hero And A Hopeless Romantic

Meet Jimmy. Jimmy wants you to know what he does for a living. By his picture, you might think he’s a failed graphic designer, or (if you’re that gullible) a guy who saves children and puppies from fires that he may or may not have started himself. Jimmy is not afraid to tell you about himself. His confidence level is clear, and highlighted on his profile. He does put a nice spin on what most people would recognize as lazy and jobless… he identifies as a family man, a hopeless romantic… you know, a great guy who loves dogs. Hmm…not bad.

1. She Hates Celery In Soup

While doomsday prep is still alive and kicking, it’s pretty much taken a backseat to stories on Trump’s Twitter ramblings. However, Chelsea knows all about what it takes to survive the coming winter, and that is… not having celery in soup? I mean, liking celery in soup is just plain wrong… on a biological level, apparently. According to Chelsea, liking celery in your soup means that you have weak bloodlines. So, if you happen to like those nasty little green chunks floating in your soup, don’t even bother swiping right for Chelsea, she won’t give you the time of day.