Sorry Mom: 15 Shocking Things Prying Parents Found Out About Their Kids
There is nothing, in my opinion, as difficult in this world as being a parent to teenagers. Well, in this era of unlimited internet access, parenting has become even harder. Having an understanding of the space and time we live in, a parent will be definitely curious to know what their kids are up to, which will lead them to pry on their kids. For some parents, all they find are innocent sins such as stolen candy, dolls, or weird drawings of other kids they hate.
Well, for others, too much prying makes them find out something they would rather have never known. For example, what do you do when you discover that your child is into serious pornography? This is what a parent to a 9-year old discovered when he found multiple open tabs on porn sites in her computer. Clearly, such discoveries make you change that innocent perception you had of your child, and you start to imagine the worst.
To see what 15 prying parents have unearthed, and how they reacted, we sifted through several sources including reddit, and discovered that your little baby girl could be a cam girl, yet an innocent child when daddy asks her for a glass of water.
15. His 14-Year Old Daughter Was Into The Wrong Kind Of Anime
Mr. Sam, an IT professional, was working on his daughter’s computer when he decided to look at her browser history. At that age, well, he expected that his daughter had graduated from cartoons like Tom and Jerry, Looney Tunes and Mickey Mouse, and was into animations such as Frozen, which were more mature cartoons. Well, true to it, his innocent daughter had matured from innocent Scooby Doo, but was into something much more unexpected – anime porn!
How was he supposed to look at his daughter the same again? Well, he got served for snooping. On the other hand, the little girl should have been wiser, knowing that her parents were IT experts, and deleted her browser history.
14. Her Adopted Biracial Son Wished He Was White
When her adopted son was in the 2nd grade, she found an assignment the kids had to do and decided to read what her son had written. The assignment asked the pupils to write three things they would wish for if they had a genie. One of this little boy’s wishes was to be white. This wish hit his mum pretty hard and she sought to understand why her son felt that way. She discovered that her son was not comfortable in a neighborhood where he was one of the only black kids. To make him more comfortable, they moved to a more diverse area, and her son is more comfortable in his skin.
13. Her Grandson Had A Hefty Stash
Although young, Jack had his own bathroom as a kid. This gave him the perfect spot to hide his porn stash, and the privacy to masturbate in peace. Unluckily for him, his grandma found his hefty porn stash under the bathroom counter one day while she was cleaning. What was even shocking was that the grandma just straightened the stash into a neat stack, and never uttered a word to the boy. The boy is currently a grown man with kids, and he is yet to find something that will destroy the innocent view he has of his kids.
12. Her Son Was Stroking The Salami
Matt’s mum needed to talk and so headed over to her son’s room, opening the door before knocking. Oh, boy, she should have definitely knocked. She just stood with her mouth wide open when she found little Matt having a hand to gland relationship. What is even priceless is Matt’s reaction, who said, ‘I’m just checking if it works’. Well, this experience was traumatizing enough for the mother that she now always knocks before going into his room.
While we are on this topic, do you remember when Dre walked in on his son fapping on Blackish? Remember how awkward things became?
11. Her Son Grew Weed
Her two sons had moved out of the house and were living together. Determined to pry on their lives and find out something crazy about them, the mother decided to ‘pop around for a visit’ when she was sure that her sons weren’t around. Well, crazy FBI mum found what she was looking for. After opening all the cupboards in the house, she found a pot of dope plants. Her approach to the matter made the situation worse, when she lied to her sons that she ‘accidentally’ found the plants. The situation quickly escalated from the weed, to an annoying prying mum.
10. His Daughter Was A Webcam Star
Excited to try out a new site that allowed people to have a webcam chat with strangers, Mr. Madison set up his computer, ready to have the show of his life, before his fun was rudely, but shockingly interrupted. He stumbled upon his daughter and her friend putting on a show, skin and all. Poor guy had no idea what to do. If he confronted his daughter, then he’d have to explain to his wife why he was looking for sexual pleasure from a stranger. On the other hand, if he swept it under the carpet, he’d be indirectly encouraging his daughter to be an internet wh**e.
9. Her Son Had Her Personal Stash
After doing laundry, it was time for Isabel to place everyone’s clean laundry into their respective dresser drawers. Everything was fine, until she got to her son’s dresser drawer. She decided to spy on her son, and discovered his well hidden stash of lesbian porn magazines. Problem is that she could not react because this was actually her stash, and was still not out of the closet yet, and still married to the boy’s dad. I guess she just had to wait for the boy to return her magazines, and not leave a trace that she actually saw them in that drawer. They’re certainly a family full of secrets!
8. Her Daughter Just Had An Abortion
Conservative mothers just give you the chills. You wouldn’t want them to know that you even have a boyfriend, let alone, are or were pregnant. So, when Sheila discovered that she was pregnant, she quickly went ahead and got an abortion, because mama would hear nothing about a child born out of wedlock. Well, she successfully had an abortion, and all was well until her prying mum came across her follow up letter from the abortion clinic. The conservative mum’s reaction was almost opposite of what Sheila expected. Instead of a dress down, the mum privately showed Sheila’s boyfriend the letter, hoping the two would break up.
7. Her 14-Year-Old Was Good At Giving Head
Now, this happened long before easier sexting methods such as Whatsapp and text messages were invented. 14 year old Elena used to communicate with her boyfriend via letters. So, one day, her nosy mum decided to read one of those letters, which to her shock, were not the cute stuff like, ‘our last ice cream date was fun’. Instead, Elena’s mum had to endure reading her daughter narrate to her boyfriend how she was going to give him a blowjob. Sure enough, Elena was confronted, and she stupidly explained that it was English homework. We can imagine the evil eyes her mum gave her every time she said that she was stepping out.
6. OMG! Behold, Her 16-Year-Old’s Grown Willy
Well, her son had taken a pretty impressive photo of his Johnson, probably to send it to a girl he had met online. The boy was smart enough to hide the image in a shared family computer, by creating several subfolders in a folder, or so he thought. His prying mum did the digging for him and behold, found her son’s lil ’billy begging for a taste of a kitty. It is needless to say what happened next. A different mum actually narrated how she accidentally saw her adopted black son’s Johnson, and began thinking differently about the black guy living next door.
5. Her 13-Year-Old Was A Pro At Sneaking Out
Extremely tired and ready to retire to bed, a mother heard her phone vibrate at midnight. Wondering who could have texted her that late, she reached out to her phone, and found a crippling message. It was a boy texting her 13-year old daughter, commending her for sneaking out the previous night. Before Annie’s mum could digest that information, she saw Annie’s reply stating that she was in town at 2:00am! The mum was able to gather all this information because they had recently upgraded Annie’s phone to iPhone 4s, and used iCloud to sync her phone. Well, eventually Annie was confronted when other stuff popped up, and they had a mother-daughter chat, although she protested that her privacy had been violated.
4. His Daughter Complained About Him On Facebook
Tommy Jordan was a caring dad, who was known for his tough love towards his daughter. One day, while scrolling through Facebook, the man discovered that his 15-year old daughter had complained about him on Facebook. Oh, man! The guy was immediately enraged and took a round of bullets to his daughter’s laptop. I guess he doesn’t accept criticism easily. The dad was initially shocked that he could do such a thing, while his daughter responded to the online video of her dad shooting her laptop saying, ‘I can’t believe you shot my computer’.
3. He Discovered A Hand-Drawn Picture Of His Daughter Giving Head
Thankfully for this parent, this hand-drawn picture was not similar to what happened in the movie Titanic. Instead, these kids were subtle enough to simply draw stick figures with names, although the parent assumes that his daughter was in the room when the picture was being drawn. What’s also not clear, is whether she was actually giving head or not. Well, this is a rather conservative parent who prefers to hide his head under the sand, opting not to give this situation much thought.
2. Her Son Had A Fetish For Drawing Naked Women
In his early teens, Walter did not have the internet so relied on Cinemax for his entertainment needs. Luckily for him, his friend Doug made life easier for him, after introducing him to late night movies on the weekend. This unfortunately did not tickle Walter’s fancy, who was instead into comics. As a teenager aware of the human female anatomy, and with a mind working on full drive, Walter began drawing pictures of comic characters such as Jean Grey, naked, and hiding them in his mattress. One day his mum found his art project while changing the sheets, and was openly disappointed in what he drew, but was impressed with the art.
1. Her Son Was Having Sex In The Bathroom
Anita came home early from work one day and upon reaching home, heard a female producing ‘sounds of enjoyment’, from the bathroom her 17-year old son used. Clearly not in the mood to deal with the embarrassment of an interruption, Anita opted to wait for the two love birds in the living room, who came down the stairs 15 minutes later, and were conspicuously surprised to find her waiting there. What followed was hilarious. When asked what the two were up to in the bathroom, her son stammered claiming that they were washing off chlorine after an afternoon swim, and they were in a hurry, so got into the shower together, but still had their swim suits on.
Source: dailymail.co.uk